Things haven't been easy these last few years; the Middle-Aged Woman would tell you the same thing. Sure - she hasn't been feeling good for a lot of that time. And getting older has certainly doused the flames of her affection for me. Hell, I had almost gotten used to waiting for weeks at a time for some feminine attention. But that's not the whole story.
Oh, I knew about the whole Jody Foster/"switching teams" thing. I did my best to take that blow like a mature adult. But to find out now - after nearly 25 years of marriage! - that my wife shared the beds of two other women in Chicago...
Well, a man has to have some shread of pride.
I've never thought of myself as the sort of person who would be unfaithful - and what happened the other night wasn't planned. But a man has needs, too. And when I saw her for the first time, I literally stopped in my tracks.
For my part, the attraction was instantaneous. She didn't seem to notice me at first; which was probably a good thing since I went all bug-eyed and slack-jawed. I thought she was just about the cutest little thing I had seen in months. Petite, with nice features and a hard, compact little body. I decided on the spot that I had to have her.
Last night, I decided to get a picture of her wearing something soft and silky.
Hey, I'm not saying my marriage is over - but I'm tired of being ignored. If the MAW is too busy, too tired, too sore to spend some time with me...well, I know a girl that's just hanging on my every word.
Come on over here, baby, and let me plug in my...microphone. Oh, yeah!
Take care.
11 comments:
I'm not jealous at all.
Whore.
Also? I'd like to point out that it's MY bodacious tatas that normally (somewhat over-)fill that lingerie. That little minx better wash it before I get it back.
A dictaphone?!? And with such big um, collarbones!
techie p0rn. awesome.
MAW: Pretty tough talk from the woman who's been sleeping with Mommy bloggers from Florida to Texas.
Jess: In the words of Randy Bachman -
"Any love is good love / So I took what could get"
Pamela: Porn has such a negative connotation.
I prefer - "erotica".
Just give MAW some space. Life is a bitch for us in our 50s! No diddling the young.
Dedene: I don't believe I'm crowding the MAW - but you'd have to check with her to be sure. There's no diddling of any kind, so you don't have to be concerned about the young.
(But she hasn't yet turned 40+X - so let's not ention-may ifty-fay again.)
I am blocking this site from my geek. I have enough trouble trying to entice him away from WoW.
SK: Oh, come on! I've have never bought all those commercials where a fine-looking woman (such as you are yourself) can't lure a man away from a sporting event, computer or meal. In my experience, you ladies are not bringing all of your weaponry to bear, so to speak.
Careful - talking dirty with this vixen will generate a .wav or .mpg file for posterity.
It's true - she's got a long memory.
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