OK - I know you weren't thinking about me (posting or otherwise). But I've got to start somewhere.
If you (or your significant other – using your email address rather than their own) make regular on-line purchases, I expect that you are receiving multiple emails every day from businesses, organizations, government entities – all wanting to tell you about the impact of the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. I, for one, think that MY experiences & insights on this matter are equally valid and noteworthy – so I have decided to
Since this is my first post in several years, I’ll start with the basics –
- I do not currently have
     COVID-19.  [Full disclosure:  I have not been tested for
     COVID-19.]
 - I feel better than James     Brown.  [Full disclosure:  James Brown died on Christmas Day     2006.]
 - For the past 3 days, I
     have walked two miles each day.  [Full disclosure:  In those two
     hours of walking, I only saw one other human outside.  I maintained
     appropriate social distancing.]
 - I haven’t been able to
     find toilet paper in stock at the Livonia (MI) Costco in two weeks.  [Full
     disclosure:  My son-in-law, Derrick, was able to find some at the
     Target on Grand River in Farmington Hills, MI.]
 - You can purchase a Large
     Plain Rabbit at biologyproducts.com for only $29.  [Full
     disclosure:  As the site warns, “Product is not alive nor is it
     edible."]
 
That’s all I have for today.  In the words of
Sgt. Phil Esterhaus, “Let’s be careful out there.”  Or as I always say...
Take care.
Take care.


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