OK - I know you weren't thinking about me (posting or otherwise). But I've got to start somewhere.
If you (or your significant other – using your email address rather than their own) make regular on-line purchases, I expect that you are receiving multiple emails every day from businesses, organizations, government entities – all wanting to tell you about the impact of the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. I, for one, think that MY experiences & insights on this matter are equally valid and noteworthy – so I have decided to
Since this is my first post in several years, I’ll start with the basics –
- I do not currently have
COVID-19. [Full disclosure: I have not been tested for
COVID-19.]
- I feel better than James Brown. [Full disclosure: James Brown died on Christmas Day 2006.]
- For the past 3 days, I
have walked two miles each day. [Full disclosure: In those two
hours of walking, I only saw one other human outside. I maintained
appropriate social distancing.]
- I haven’t been able to
find toilet paper in stock at the Livonia (MI) Costco in two weeks. [Full
disclosure: My son-in-law, Derrick, was able to find some at the
Target on Grand River in Farmington Hills, MI.]
- You can purchase a Large
Plain Rabbit at biologyproducts.com for only $29. [Full
disclosure: As the site warns, “Product is not alive nor is it
edible."]
That’s all I have for today. In the words of
Sgt. Phil Esterhaus, “Let’s be careful out there.” Or as I always say...
Take care.
Take care.
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